Why Should I Buy This?
Some flavors don’t just show up, they arrive like a cosmic prank from the universe, glitter-bombed and unapologetically loud. That’s Unicorn Piss. A strain built for people who refuse to take the world too seriously, who understand that joy is a rebellious act, and who know a good high is sometimes all the magic you need.
The Divine Disposable takes that chaotic-good personality and delivers it through a device made for purity and ease. No solvents, no thinners, none of the junk that harshes the vibe, just clean, terp-rich clouds pulled from 100% organic hemp. The wide-view window keeps you in the loop, so you always know how much enchantment you’ve got left before the next recharge.
Once you heat it, the THC-A wakes up and shifts into that classic Delta-9 experience, bright, buzzy, and just a little mischievous. It lifts your mood like an inside joke you can’t explain, smooths the edges, and turns the moment into something worth remembering. This isn’t zoning out; it’s zoning in with a smile you can’t quite wipe off.
Flavor-wise? Pure rainbow chaos: fruity sweetness, funky undertones, and that “wait, what was that?” note that keeps your palate curious. It’s weird. It’s wonderful. It works.
Unicorn Piss isn’t for the serious smoker.
It’s for the seriously fun one.
